Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Percy Weasley
Summary: From the Desk of Percival Ignatius Weasley, Concerning the twins' latest product line.
Spoilers: Through OotP, I suppose.
Title, Author and URL of Original Story: Weasleys Wizard Wheezes: The Spring 2006 Edition, by xylodemon.
Disclaimer: I don't own them! They belong to Rowling, I was just borrowing them!
Feedback: Yes Please!
Author's Notes: All images, sparkly fonts, and phrasing on the original ads was done by xylodemon. The catalogue itself was all her doing. All I added were Percy's notes. Thanks to maleficently for all the help with formatting and graphics! The original story was posted before the publication of Deathly Hallows and the thing that happened therein, so for the sake of comedy, this can be considered AU wherein that thing did not happen.
From the Desk of: Percival Ignatius Weasley
Attn: Fred & George Weasley
Concerning: Weasleys Wizard Wheezes: The Spring 2006 Edition
Fred and George,
This is most certainly NOT my area of expertise, and I didn't have the time to spare to look over all your toys. But since I'm related to you, apparently that means it gets delegated to me, nonetheless. Enclosed you'll find a copy of your latest catalogue and my attached notes. If you would actually read them this time, it might prevent me having to do so in the future!
P.S. Don't bother sending anything by post; I have people checking my mail first. So all you'll do is end up torturing strangers.
P.P.S. And don't try to send it to me at home, either!
93 diagon alley
Jumbo Java Jolt
Gay For a Day Parfait
to view merchandise in the
Adults Only section
tap your wand below
[I SOLEMNLY SWEAR I AM OF LEGAL AGE]
detach parchment at the
dotted line and owl to:
Weasleys Wizard Wheezes
93 Diagon Alley